![]() The audience then breathes a sigh of relief as they realize, “Oh! This retarded bullshit is all just the imagination of a pants-crappingly stupid-ass baby! Boy, am I relieved. Also, spoilers abound, but it’s not like you’re actually going to watch this shitty movie, right?Īs retarded as this all is, it’s actually just a story that a baby is telling other babies - Kahuna is just an urban legend, of sorts, amongst the toddler community. ![]() I’m going to explain the “plot” of this movie now, so you’re about to read the stupidest sentences you’ve ever read in your life in rapid-fire succession: Brace yourself. The story follows a boy named Kahuna, a child who…. And since I don’t like suffering alone (my girlfriend refused to watch the movie with me), I’m reviewing this piffle for all to experience. This film is, quite literally, the worst of the worst, and that is precisely why I watched it. Bottom line, EVERYONE agrees that this movie is garbage. ![]() ![]() Not only do all of the educated and legitimately published critics on the planet think that the movie is the worst piece of crap ever made, but so do the basement-dwelling, OCD nerds who have nothing better to do than watch movies and comment about them on internet forums. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 has the notorious distinction of being the ONLY film to be in the Top (Bottom?) 20 Worst Films of all time on three of the most well-known film reviewer aggregate sites on the web: IMDb, RottenTomatoes and Metacritic. ![]()
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